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  • Inflated length 6ft 
  • Includes two cup holders and two handles 
  • Fast release valves allow for inflation via air pump
  • Premium quality PVC with vibrant colors and glossy material


If you haven’t fantasized about what it would be like to float naked down a lazy river on a narwhal, you probably shouldn’t be here. For every normal human out there, we have a narwhal floaty to satisfy that fantasy. It’s a f**king narwhal, it sells itself.

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