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Mustaches are power, and power is everything in this world. From handlebars to pencil thins, the mustache has taken many on a wild ride of upper-lip fury. The world wasn't ready for the unveiling of Tom Selleck's caterpillar mustache. When a mustache is placed on the lip of a powerful man or woman, it can have an everlasting impact on society. Take Hitler for example. The man single-handedly ruined the "Toothbrush" mustache for any hopeful mustache grower. But it takes a bigger man to forgo that connotation and create his/her own path to mustache stardom.
Enter Michael Jordan. In the face of adversity, the man gave the finger to every nay-sayer of the "Toothbrush" and blazed his own road to mustache fame. If you're looking for inspiration to sport your own stash, look no further, feller. This suit features numerous top-of-the-line mustache styles on this mustache ride certified suit. Perfect for no shave November.