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According to ornithologists at The Audubon society, "Molting is when a pair of parrots shed their old, worn out feathers and slip into a fresh, silky thong or pair of Ball Hammock boxer briefs that are 3x softer than cotton and support them male's balls from below."

They go on to clarify that "It's a process all birds experience. Shedding their old, ratty underwear and replacing them with fresh ones make their underwear drawers new and vibrant again."

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • 75% nylon, 25% spandex, 100% hawt
  • Machine wash on delicate with like colors. Tumble dry low. 
  • Raw edge, seamless material means no panty lines baby
  • Acid print material keeps ya bootie extra bright
  • Keep away from flammable objects - it's a hot one, ladies


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