20 years have passed since Will Smith releases the smash hit "Miami" and the Dolphins still haven't won a Superbowl. Do we blame it on Will Smith's overzealous interpretation of Miami nightlife? Nope. Do we toss the late great Dan Marino under the bus? Hell no. Blame it on technology, because until now there was no such thing as a men's Miami Dolphins onesie. And there sure as hell wasn't a dumper flap to keep the mighty waters flowing after the Coco Bungalow Fish House special hits you harder than Zach Thomas can rail an open running back.