This here's Merica, where we wine 'em, dine 'em and 69 'em, which is why we priced these puppies at a solid $69. They've got a mirrored finish, so when you're crossing the Delaware on Christmas morning to hand-deliver a can of whoop ass to some Red Coats, they'll be able to see their own cowering faces.
But this ain't 1776 and you don't need to make a name for 'Merica. You just need to live the American dream, which seems is interpreted to basically mean capitalism and bearing arms. These sunglasses have got three different locking positions so they'll fit your mug perfectly, so you can show a little bit of the brow if you so choose.
The only thing we'd change is to put the mirrored finish on the inside of the glasses so you can see how badass you look.