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First question. Yes, these Pit Viper Exciter Sunglasses do glow like crazy under a blacklight. I'm guessing you asked that question because you do a lot of blacklight putt-putt golf and need neon green sunglasses that you can wear at said putt-putt course. These are not those.

These are the Tijuana neon green Pit Vipers, a sex-fueled machine that ain't afraid to get dirty, drives 6.3 liters of Ford Excursion through 5 feet of tough mud, trucks full down a glacier field and still knows how to plug his precious customers before Electronic Forest. 

Product Details

  • Unisex
  • Military design, 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit
  • Ballistic and solar protection, optimal peripheral vision
  • Non-Polarized: light transmission: 20%, lens: ANSI Z87 polycarbonate, width: 165mm
  • Comes with microfiber glasses bag, additional earpieces, and stealth croakie 
  • Brand: Pit Viper

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