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The Mascot long leg ball hammocks

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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal


3x softer
than cotton

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keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


If you're looking for a sign to add 2.5 inches down there...this is it. Let us do the leg work because we just lengthened the inseam of our Ball Hammock® pouch underwear to 8.5 inches. There's no need to shake and wait to see if you should try a pair, make it happen.

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