exchange product
Exchanging

Prodct Title

Default Title
Cancel Exchange
Subscription Only
With Fly
Subscribe for free shipping (and discounted pricing through New Years).
How Membership Works
Pay in full or in 4 interest-free installments for
orders between $50 and $1000 with
Learn more
Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription

8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

If you didn't type 58008 into your calculator and then flip it upside down and giggle to yourself and your friends...did you even go to grade school? Come to think of it...do kids even use calculators these days? Or do teachers just let them use their mini computers in their pockets? Really makes you stop and think. But anyways, these glow in the dark so that's an added bonus to the brief existential crisis caused by this pair of Ball Hammock® underwear.

Read More

Cart

Close Cart
Your cart is empty for some stupid reason