In the words of Bob Swerski, da Bears ain't gonna take da win without a quick pit stop at da home of da baby back rib, Ditka's Restaurant. What does that have to do with tortoise green aviator sunglasses? Nothing, except Mike Ditka would be pretty stoked to find out we referenced him in one of our product descriptions, we might end up with a multimillion dollar contract and da Bears might actually win the big game. Or, we'll have a lawsuit on our hands because we referenced Ditka. You're welcome/sorry, Mike.
If you are Mike Ditka, email email@example.com and we'll send ya these polarized shades and a pound of Polish sausage.