The Xmas Couch Surfer
Womens Christmas Striped Hammer Pants
Prepare your gluttonous glare for the Christmas Couch Surfer ladies Christmas sweatpants, the greatest invention since the Bowflex made it easy to spend hundreds on workout equipment you'll never use.
We didn't nickname these red, green and white women's holiday pants "wearable Weightwatchers" for nothing. After testing the waistband with 3 pounds of turkey, metric fugtons of stuffing and enough Ben and Jerry's to sedate a 7-year-old, we determined you cannot look fat in these Christmas pajama pants.