When was the last time you hit the slopes without a little Schnapps in your system? I asked around the office and to my complete surprise, some of them do actually ski sober. For the rest of us, we scooped up these Whiski Ski Poles. If ski pole flasks are cool, consider these Miles Davis. Ski Patrol won't know the difference, and you won't know how to be careful. A win-win for everyone.