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I had an enlightening sexual dream the other night that I must share, but first, some back story. I used to wait up to try to catch Santa Claus coming down the chimney every Christmas Eve. I inevitably fell asleep before I could catch him in the act, that sneaky man. I grew out of the phase long, long ago. But the other night I woke up in a cold sweat after an invigorating dream. Just picture this: 50 Shades of Grey, but with a young, hot Santa Claus before he got all that jolly jiggle on his belly. It was wild, it was sensual, it was strange and it was one of the best dreams I've ever had. I want you to feel these things too, so I present to you this green Christmas onesie with multiple perfectly crafted hipster beards. These Xmas pjs will bring back all of your favorite memories of Christmas Eve, but the adult version. 

Product Details

  • 80% cotton 20% polyester
  • Loose fit for extra comfort...or an extra person *wink wink*
  • Unisex
  • Brand: Shinesty

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