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Introducing Dad's Belly Bag, one of Forbes "Most innovative products of 2017". Not only is this beer belly fanny pack a scary realistic depiction of your stepdad Phill's "Beer Trophy" beer belly, it's probably the only fanny pack I would wear. I mean it's got a hairy belly and plenty of room to hide your studded bracelet and dime bag without the Old English induced, "I'm your stepdad and you'll show me some respect" attitude Phill's got when you get home late from school. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Scratch Tracks
  • Material: Polyester
  • Secure snap-clip buckle
  • Size 9" x 5.5" x 1" (24 cm x 14 cm x 3 cm)
  • Extra interior pocket
  • OSFM Adults
  • Waist strap adjusts from 28" to 44" (70cm to 111cm)

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