There a lot of great pick up lines that can be utilized in these buffalo check hammer pants. I'm keeping the great ones, so instead, here are the shitty ones:
- Are you hiding a log in those red plaid sweatpants or are you just happy to see me?
- MC Hammer just called. He said that you can totally touch these buffalo check pants.
- These pajama pants aren't plaid, the p quit to get laid.
- Are those lumberjack pants? 'Cus I could sure use some wood.
- Are you going to bed in those pants? 'Cus if so I want to join.
Wow, that last one is cringe-worthy, but it just might work.