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GRANDMA'S GOOLIE SWEATER BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

    Description

    Our inspiration for these balls hammock boxers came from the incredible Christmas sweater that your grandma knitted for you in 8th grade. She made it a few sizes too big so that even now, at age 30, it's still the perfect fit for the annual family holiday bonanza bash. While you may have ruined said holiday bonanza bash your Sophomore year of high school when you threw up the eggnog you had been sneakily drinking for most of the night all over your little sister while she was opening her midnight present, this year will definitely be way better.

    Even in the tough times like that night, granny’s sweater always kept you warm and safe. With these ultra soft MicrModal ball pouch boxer briefs, the stocking stuffers will be comfier than an alpaca wearing an alpaca wool sweater. Keep the goolies in lifted luxury, all thanks to Grandma.

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