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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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When you're a kid, Santa is all holiday wonder, the magical source of your greatest desires. As an adolescent, he's a suspected pedophile with a documented affinity for a B & E. But sometime after you become an adult and read between the lines of ""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,"" you're turned on to a whole new kind of magic and wonder. At this stage, Santa's still the source of all your greatest desires, but when you get Santa underneath the mistletoe with this matching boxer and thong combo pack, he's not going to be the only one ""coming down the chimney"" this Christmas.

Product Details

    Boxers

  • Features: Light Weight, 4-Way Stretch, Moisture Wicking, & Bulge Enhancing
  • Ball Hammock Technology: prevents the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (3x softer than cotton)
  • Care: Machine wash delicate, hang dry, & avoid fabric softener

    Thong

  • Features: Silky Barely There Feel, No Panty Lines, & Vibrant Prints
  • Materials: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
  • Care: Machine wash delicate with like colors & tumble dry low

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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