The Kiss Me Santa
Mistletoe Holiday Boxer Thong Pack
When you're a kid, Santa is all holiday wonder, the magical source of your greatest desires. As an adolescent, he's a suspected pedophile with a documented affinity for a B & E. But sometime after you become an adult and read between the lines of ""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,"" you're turned on to a whole new kind of magic and wonder. At this stage, Santa's still the source of all your greatest desires, but when you get Santa underneath the mistletoe with this matching boxer and thong combo pack, he's not going to be the only one ""coming down the chimney"" this Christmas.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.