They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. The Jeado is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too.
If our field test revealed anything, it's that these should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results (i.e. elevator eyes).