THE IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST | STRIPED ONE PIECE

Let's be honest, the only two flags that matter during a race are the green and the checkered. Green starts waving the second you slip into this blended polyester/elastane one piece. With an 80s style high hip cut, you're going to look like Jessica Simpson from the Dukes of Hazzard. And with a low cut front and back neckline, you'll have no problem finding the winner during the final lap - we just hope there's ample time between the start and the "finish."