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THE DERBY DAY HIGHLANDER BLUE TARTAN PLAID SUIT BY OPPOSUITS

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Have you traveled over 500 miles just to plant your Derby seed? Do you prefer single-ply T.P. over the double-ply, ultra-soft, city bullshit? Maybe the occasional oak leaf? Aunt Jemima's syrup can take a seat because you only brush your teeth with the finest of maple syrup, corked and poured from the tallest of maple trees in Vermont. If tree bark gets you hornin' just as much as stilettos and cocktail dresses, then I believe you can pull off this suit, and find a mate in the process.

  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Brand: Opposuits
  • Material: 100% polyester, 150% lumber-sexual, and it'll make you 300% thicker in the crotch region, sharpening your battle ax skills ten-fold.
  • Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie

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Have you traveled over 500 miles just to plant your Derby seed? Do you prefer single-ply T.P. over the double-ply, ultra-soft, city bullshit? Maybe the occasional oak leaf? Aunt Jemima's syrup can take a seat because you only brush your teeth with the finest of maple syrup, corked and poured from the tallest of maple trees in Vermont. If tree bark gets you hornin' just as much as stilettos and cocktail dresses, then I believe you can pull off this suit, and find a mate in the process.

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  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Brand: Opposuits
  • Material: 100% polyester, 150% lumber-sexual, and it'll make you 300% thicker in the crotch region, sharpening your battle ax skills ten-fold.
  • Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie
SPLIT SUIT SIZING

any size jacket

+ any size pants

no extra cost

ONLY AT SHINESTY

Have you traveled over 500 miles just to plant your Derby seed? Do you prefer single-ply T.P. over the double-ply, ultra-soft, city bullshit? Maybe the occasional oak leaf? Aunt Jemima's syrup can take a seat because you only brush your teeth with the finest of maple syrup, corked and poured from the tallest of maple trees in Vermont. If tree bark gets you hornin' just as much as stilettos and cocktail dresses, then I believe you can pull off this suit, and find a mate in the process.

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