A Hanukkah (aka Hanukah, aka Chanukah) dress even Bubby will approve of. Just make sure you bring a sweater.
This dress also matches Shinesty's Rock Star of David Ugly Hanukkah Sweater Suit. So get matchy-matchy with your date to Chanukkah dinner or your cousin's Bar Mitzvah, slam some Manischewitz, and burn the candle at both ends for a minimum of eight crazy nights. Bonus: the dark hue of this dress will be less likely to show those greasy latke stains. L'chaim! Wear this cute dress to an "ugly Christmas sweater party" and make every one of those goys wish they were part of the tribe.