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Growing up in Philadelphia, I didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground when it came to bears. With age, I realized two truths: grizzly bears are awesome and black bears are overgrown trash pandas. Scavengers. Wear a proud, honorable bear on your crotch, not one you can shoo away by banging pots and pans.

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  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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