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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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Northerners are the toughest sons of bitches in all of the seven kingdoms. They like their beer dark, their meat rare and have a penchant for stabbing first and asking questions later. Those who know winter is coming need boxer briefs that will keep them ready for any combat. That’s why these briefs, made with lightweight, breathable moisture-wicking MicroModal fabric are ready for any white walker. The 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch is made with watchers of the wall in mind and the ball hammock will keep the wolfpack secure.

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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