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SHAMUS O'MALLEY ST PADDY'S DAY TRAXEDO


$34.99
$12.99
$44.99
SPLIT SUIT SIZING

any size jacket

+ any size pants

no extra cost

ONLY ON SHINESTY

St. Patrick's Day delivery not guaranteed. 

The tuxedo shirt was designed in the glory years of the 1970s to introduce the lazy to elegance, while saying “I don’t give a rat’s ass where I am. I’m here for the open bar.” Fast-forward 45 years.

Introducing the new legend: the Traxedo. This 100% polyester, 200% awesome two-piece tracksuit with tuxedo trim still tells the world you have no idea what a cummerbund is, but lets you put on that telltale, tuxedo-shirt-style façade of composure.

It features an elastic band to hold your gut in while you rattle off beer after beer at high noon. A Velcro bow tie is sewn in to lift the spirits of every washed-up man and give him a pat on the back and spank on the ass for encouragement.

“Holy shit, who’s the beautiful savage in the Traxedo. I bet he’s going to shut that open bar down,” said anyone who has ever seen the Traxedo.

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MODEL INFO
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 42
Biceps: Girthy
Sign: The Crab

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