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We created the Ninjabread cookie Christmas pants because, regardless of the situation, a pun goes a long way with a group of 40-somethings. Family gatherings are only as hard as the lack of puns that take part. Throw these green Christmas pajama pants on and say nothing. Your in-laws will soon be asking you what's on your pants, or what your job title is, or why you have 100k+ in student loans and choose to "Travel". Just sit back and let the ninjabread do the talking, old people are way more fascinated by puns then how hard you worked to build out the back of your Mercedes sprinter van. 

Product Details

  • Unisex, relaxed fit
  • 100% breathable jersey knit cotton for max lounge-ability
  • 3" elastic waist, elastic at cuff
  • POCKETS!!!!!!! 
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co

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