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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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If your nads were ninjas, they'd be beaten, bumped around and brutalized. Stop taking nut shots and start protecting your boys like the prized fighters they are.

Introducing the Ninjabread Nuts, our first Gingerbread ball hammock boxers and our first Introduction into professional fighting. We've created a little something called the Ball Hammock, and it's like a dojo for your dong with a bonafide ball pouch that keeps your little warriors ready and Micromodal material that's softer than a silk kimono on your cods. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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