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If your nads were ninjas, they'd be beaten, bumped around and brutalized. Stop taking nut shots and start protecting your boys like the prized fighters they are.

Introducing the Ninjabread Nuts, our first Gingerbread ball hammock boxers and our first Introduction into professional fighting. We've created a little something called the Ball Hammock, and it's like a dojo for your dong with a bonafide ball pouch that keeps your little warriors ready and Micromodal material that's softer than a silk kimono on your cods. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

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