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The most annoying happening during St. Patrick's Day parties is when some son of a bitch has the audacity to put their hands on you. You know what I'm talking about. It's when someone decides to pinch you because you aren't wearing green. Well ring-a-ding-ding biznatch look at this. You're wearing these green color block Ball Hammock boxer briefs. They're simple, they're timeless, they're SWASS reducing, bulge enhancing, and softer than the sweet caress of a lover. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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