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Threat level midnight | black ball hammock boxer briefs

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The most annoying happening during St. Patrick's Day parties is when some son of a bitch has the audacity to put their hands on you. You know what I'm talking about. It's when someone decides to pinch you because you aren't wearing green. Well ring-a-ding-ding biznatch look at this. You're wearing these green color block Ball Hammock boxer briefs. They're simple, they're timeless, they're SWASS reducing, bulge enhancing, and softer than the sweet caress of a lover. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry, do not use fabric softener
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

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