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Stop letting the terrible taint steal your lucky charms and start treating your package with respect. It's called the Ball Hammock boxer brief, and it's your Gold Coin Pouch from here on out. 

These gold coin boxers have a bonafide Ball Hammock that acts as the pot of gold for your buried treasure, making sure they stay protected until your lady finds the end of the Rainbow. Plus, they're made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that's softer than soggy gold coin chocolates after I've left them in my pocket all day. Weird comparison, but you'll get the idea if Men's Health tells ya. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

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