Most commonly cited reasons for needing a Shinesty gift card:
- I want to give someone something with the value of money but with only one place (Shinesty) they can spend it.
- I'm lazy. I needed a gift, yesterday, and I'll be damned if I'm putting on pants to go out and get one now.
- I need a nicer way to tell someone they dress like sh*t.
- I'm trying to get my friend laid.
- I wanna show the girl/guy in 4E that I care with an incredibly strange gift.
- Imma show my obnoxious co-worker whom I drew for the office gift swap who's boss.
Whatever your reason, give the gift that says "I know you, and I know you never knew you wanted this...but here it is anyway. Thank me later." It never expires or goes out of style, and only increases in value as our outrageous inventory grows in size and majesty.
Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem at checkout.