Cancel Exchange

Complete the look

Green mirrored pit viper sunglasses


American flag underwear


The eruption volcano ball hammock


Added to cart!

Sold Out!


Before we tell you about these gator pouch boxers, let me get a little Nat Geo on your ass.

The Everglades is an interesting place, home to millions of endangered species (give or take a few hundred thousand), inhabited by the strangest of humans and filled with pre-historic sized bugs. In fact, the swamp breathes life and provides a home and clean water source for millions (end Nat Geo spiel).

Unfortunately, your twig and berries don't thrive in swampy climates, so we designed a dry, swamp free home for your gator and eggs. Introducing the Croc-O-Dong gator print ball hammock boxer briefs, the only pouch boxers that will make your croc look colossal. Plus they've got a bonafide ball pouch that's like a nest for your nuggets and Micromodal technology that'll keep you dryer than an airboat on dry land. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

Your Cart

Your cart is empty for some stupid reason