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Before we tell you about these gator pouch boxers, let me get a little Nat Geo on your ass.

The Everglades is an interesting place, home to millions of endangered species (give or take a few hundred thousand), inhabited by the strangest of humans and filled with pre-historic sized bugs. In fact, the swamp breathes life and provides a home and clean water source for millions (end Nat Geo spiel).

Unfortunately, your twig and berries don't thrive in swampy climates, so we designed a dry, swamp free home for your gator and eggs. Introducing the Croc-O-Dong gator print ball hammock boxer briefs, the only pouch boxers that will make your croc look colossal. Plus they've got a bonafide ball pouch that's like a nest for your nuggets and Micromodal technology that'll keep you dryer than an airboat on dry land. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

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