After years of dodging Texans and letting denim get in the way of our bunny slope, Skisus christ finally blessed us with a day dedicated to the worst people on the mountain. The Jerrys - The motivation for the for this ski sweater and the reason we have an extra corporate holiday.
And it's called Gaper Day, where the beer flows like a river, the neon can combust corneas, and The Scorpions "Rock you like a hurricane" is the anthem. We're not actually sure on that last part but it sounded super badass, and tbh I've been plastered at every Gaper Day for the last 4 years. You pray for powder, Apres for your sins and you have been blessed with this Skisus christ ski sweater.