What you're looking at is the crème de la crème of Halloween costumes - the Drunk Wiener. I don't want to say every worry in the world goes away when you're a wiener for Halloween, but it does. People like wieners. People also like getting blacked out in a wiener costume. Think of this as your get-out-of-jail-free card for being the drunkest body at the party. When people ask, "Why are you wearing a hot dog costume," you say, "because I'm a hot dog," giving no attention to your physical costume, but because you're a hot dog with a hot dogger mentality.