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We had to make this elf hat Christmas blazer now because - like vegans - we're pretty sure elves will a protected minority group next year. On that note, I'm pretty sure Santa is breaking a plethora of labor violations up North.

For that reason, Shinesty will be spearheading the Elf Relief Fund. You can donate here.

Keep in mind that your purchase of this ugly Christmas sweater suit does NOT help support the elves, but it will look steezy.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

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