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  • 91% polyester, 9% spandex
  • Trapeze style dress, fingertip length skirt
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

We had to make this elf hat Christmas dress now because - like vegans - we're pretty sure elves will a protected minority group next year. On that note, I'm pretty sure Santa is breaking a plethora of labor violations up north.

For that reason, Shinesty will be spearheading the Elf Relief Fund. You can donate here.

Keep in mind that your purchase of this ugly Christmas sweater dress does NOT help support the elves, but it will look sexy. Holiday turtleneck dresses are going to be the big thing this season mark our words. They can hide hickeys, keep you warm, and camouflage all spill stains. Plus you can be apart of the matching Christmas outfit trend and match your boo thang while getting a solid pic for the gram. 

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