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Imagine if you were reading this description in an American party kimono so soft you could pop a chub at any moment. I know I did just thinking about it writing this. With a kimono featuring lightning rods (not bolts) and 'Merica's top apex predator, you'll fully understand why we beat an entire empire with just two lanterns and a horse.

Product Details

  • Unisex, fits as expected
  • 100% Polyester Satin
  • Belt included, mid-thigh length
  • Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co 


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