Benjamin Franklin didn't want the nation's bird to be a Bald Eagle. He wanted a proud bird with sizable girth - he wanted a turkey. Could you imagine wearing a turkey over your furry chamber to the spasm chasm? Reap the benefits of Ben's misfortune and make our forefathers proud.

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