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Benjamin Franklin didn't want the nation's bird to be a Bald Eagle. He wanted a proud bird with sizable girth - he wanted a turkey. Could you imagine wearing a turkey over your furry chamber to the spasm chasm? Reap the benefits of Ben's misfortune and make our forefathers proud.

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Product Details

  • Silky Barely There Feel
  • Zero Panty Lines
  • Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em
  • Mid rise with low coverage

Materials & Care

  • 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
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