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Description
Benjamin Franklin didn't want the nation's bird to be a Bald Eagle. He wanted a proud bird with sizable girth - he wanted a turkey. Could you imagine wearing a turkey over your furry chamber to the spasm chasm? Reap the benefits of Ben's misfortune and make our forefathers proud.Discover even more USA Themed Clothing
Seamless Thong
Oh baby, it's time to treat your peach to a brand new silky seamless thong. Available in the most jaw dropping patterns, these panties are the most comfortable thong out there.
Your new favorite thong.
Almost Commando
- Seamless design means no show no matter what
The Fit
- Soft & silky mid-rise fit with low booty coverage made from 75% Nylon & 25% Spandex
- 100% breathable cotton liner
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