The Duck Hunts
Duck Camouflage Hunting Overalls
I've never been hunting. Hell, I've hardly ever shot a gun. But I'll tell ya, no one beats me in 8-bit video games. The Duck Hunts are named after one of the best video games of all time and they'll make you look like the high score holder. Some of you out there may think, "Why would I want to look like that?" You'd be LUCKY to be a high score holder.
Also, please contact customer service if you think you could beat me in a game of Duck Hunt. Put "I'll make you my taxidermied wall piece," in the subject line if you have the gall.