When you put this on, a few things will happen. One, you'll start hallucinating, but from experience, I mean from what I've read on Wikipedia, peyote isn't addictive. We'd like to say this product was grown in a desolate desert on the border of Texas and Meh-hee-co, but it wasn't. It was probably made in a factory by 1,000s of pigmy alpacas, trying to replicate their softness. Yeah, it's that soft.
*The effects of this fleece will vary from subject to subject.