"Maybe we should boycott Starbucks." - The Donald
And thus a star burned even brighter, the war on Christmas waged, and the inspiration for this ugly Christmas sweatshirt was born. Trump may be downright ludicrous at times, but aren't we all? This isn't public policy - this is Christmas and The Donald has a point. Let's make Christmas, Christmas again. We agree that we can't match such a sweet and succulent comb-over, but we sure as shit can complement it with those beautifully puckered lips and our very own Trumpuccino in a red Starbucks holiday cup that would make Santa himself weep with pride.
"If I become president, we're all going to be saying Merry Christmas again, that I can tell you. That, I can tell you (drops mic)." - The Donald.
No need to, brotha. We've got this.