Dinosaur Ball Hammock® Long Boxers
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Fingers crossed that dinos are color blind cause if they're coming back and these bright orange baddies are covering your cookies, you're gonna get snacked up. Getcha "oh shit" dinosaur themed Ball Hammocks.