Why we made dinosaur boxers that look like your favorite Go-Gurt stained 4th-grade pajamas, I don't know. What I do know is those jammies are pretty jealous knowing their upgrade has a bonified ball hammock to keep the stones out of the grundle. Also, the MicroModal construct is much softer than your favorite Land Before Time pajamas.
Step aside dweebs, there's a new king of the playground and its gonna take more than a Brachiosaurus to stop this monster Pterodactyl from breaking free. Consider your jam jams & Hanes cotton extinct.