Make Halloween way more dapper with a Halloween suit.
You could be like every other college girl and paint your face into a sugar skull for Halloween, and it'll probably go something like this:
You're so amped to paint your face, you go all out with some top-notch industrial strength cosmetics and go overboard. It will look sick, no doubt, but so will almost everyone at the party who painted their face into a sugar skull. You'll get mad that everyone at the party stole your idea you planned out since "like, a week before," and then you'll head to the bathroom to begin scrubbing the industrial strength cosmetics off your face like there's no tomorrow. But while you're pissed and upset your costume was replicated, you scrub way too hard, slowly scraping all the makeup off your face, but it's too late. You're too deep into the scrubbing process to back down, because now your A+ costume looks like shit since it's smeared all over your face. You'll be sad, leave the party and walk around with scrubbing scabs on your face for the next two weeks wishing you never went as a Dia de Los Muertos sugar skull.
This can all be avoided by nabbing this here suit. Please, save the face paint for those who have to hide their pretty faces on Halloween.
Editors Note: This description is incoherently random and meaningless. I honestly have no idea what our writer is describing here and how it is in any way relevant to this suit. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.