Looking for a Derby dress that will make the hundreds of basic betches in their tacky-ass Lilly Pulitzer dresses jealous of your style, sass, and originality? Perfect. We all know that you know nothing about the derby anyway, other than that it's an excuse to put a sun dress on your pallid body after months of wearing only leggings and sweaters - and, of course, to get drunk - in early May. You can pretend to be knowledgeable about horse racing by informing people that the print on your pastel, printed Derby dress is indeed of jockey flags. Like, duh. Didn't you see Seabiscuit? Plus, you can force your S.O. to match you in our matching blazer.
Bonus! Because jockey flags look a LOT like nautical flags, this is also the perfect dress to wear to Yacht Week, a port city, a sailing competition, on a boat, or maybe even to a croquet tournament (I know that sailing has nothing to do with croquet but let's be honest, they're both white AF and grossly preppy, so their fans love pastels and shit like this).