The Foal Throttle

Derby Green Horse Races Wrap Dress

What do you get when you put a horse girl designer, a mandate to create a new derby party dress, and a bottle of cheap Kentucky bourbon in a room for six hours? This preppy, Kentucky-inspired, derby party monstrosity. Though I suppose sitting here on the frozen slopes of Colorado I'm not exactly the world's foremost expert on Kentucky Derby parties... or dresses... or bourbon. Is this what people do in the South? Perhaps beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? I digress. This print is loud. It's betting your mortgage on a trifecta of underdogs loud. It's sprinting across two dozen port-a-potties while hundreds of angry drunkards hurl full beers at you loud. But you don't care do you. You're a winner. Get out there and make us proud you stallion.