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We designed these derby flag ball hammock boxer briefs because statistically, horses have dongs that can reach an excess of 2ft. If a horse can wield a baby maker that large, we can make your package look that large. Err, close enough. 

Introducing the Bet On Your Bulge derby pouch underwear. They've got a bonafide ball pouch that will keep your horse resting in the stable until the big race, and bulge enhancing technology that will literally have you hung like a horse. Not to mention their made with Micromodal technology so you can breath easier than you do when Lucky Rider is in last place and you're about to lose $75k. 

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% Micromodal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, durable waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors, do not bleach, hang to dry, do not iron
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

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