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The Kentucky Fried Daily Double
Gingham Roses Derby Pants
The Kentucky Fried Daily Double
Gingham Roses Derby Pants
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May we present the KFDD Derby Party Pants... Wife dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Don't understand why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip these pantaloons on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for.
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