This thing is insanely creepy, so if you're looking for something that's probably going to have you in handcuffs within 2 hours, look no further. As if babies weren't creepy enough, this thing is 8 ft tall, nearly naked and more than "visually" arresting. You'll probably come close to a knuckle sandwich at the bar, but it's illegal to hit kids, so slug your brew in peace.
Yes, it's a giant baby. Yes, it inflates. Yes, it's 10x creepier than you could ever imagine.