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These Asian style slippers spawn from a smokey basement deep in the heart of China Town. After one too many baijiu, I stumbled into a card game that won me a goat, two cartons of cigarettes, and these blue slippers. Yeah, they took my pinky finger in exchange, but apparently, that's a sign of respect.

All in all, it was a good night until I had to walk up the San Fransisco hills in these blue slippers. Zero arch support.

Product Details

  • Silky smooth embroidered slippers
  • Padded top and interior
  • Gripped rubber base
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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