First, an important message. This will show your meat hammer. Ok, not really, but really.
But for those of you asking, "Will this make my d*ick show because it's all white and white usually makes your d*ick show?" Yes, it will probably show your meat tent. White casts shadows, so if it's bulging, it's showing.
Now, why'd we make these? No idea, but we thought they were hilarious and it's something you don't see that often. It's not for your delusional grandpappy. And it doesn't include pre-made skid marks on the backside. That's for you to make if you choose so.
Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.