As seen on Chicago Cubs bullpen catcher Chad Noble celebrating the first Cubs National League pennant in 71 years.
"Why does your banana hammock have hot dogs on it?" - Some jabroni
"Because I'm a hot dogger." -You
Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.