The Mack Daiquiri
Cuban Fruit Tropical Suit Pants
After putting on these festive island-vibe fruit pants, you might be wondering how to align the rest of your life to your chill new lifestyle. Here's how: Ditch all modern appliances and technology. No more phones - you send messages in bottles now. No more stoves, microwaves, or toasters - your only mode of food prep is the luau. You can keep a car but it's gotta be a baby blue Caddy with extra-large tail fins. However, a rickshaw is strongly recommended. Constant fruit daiquiris will keep scurvy at bay. Beyond that, your only job is to chill out, take it easy, maybe double down with the matching tropical neon blazer.